Saturday, January 20, 2007

MMO's, virtual worlds, and other legal drugs..

So it comes down to the fact that people's marriages are failing due to MMO's. relationships are being formed on MMO's that lead to future ruined marriages, and in some cases it seems to be saving marriages, as couples dive into this together. (Those who play together stay together.) the broken marriages statistically speaking is where one plays and one doesn’t.

Lack of sleep, work effected, people speaking in incoherent tongs at work, DPS Vs Tankers, Agro, bosses, mobs, it sounds like something to do with drugs and the seedy underground. Thieves assassins, getting owned, or owning people, sounds almost like a form of slavery as well, or possible sweatshops.

What is one to do?

Well logically it comes down to “shit I better get with the program or get left behind!”

So I am making it my singular mission to become part of the problem with EDMMO.

In the not so distant past, I had everything fleshed out for a RTS game, that also involved a “Light” form of MMO interface for it. And it as other types of drugs took on a life of it’s own. I was 6 numbers away from the financing I needed to make everything happen and for world domination.

Then, as if not playing the lotto, and winning, wasn’t a high enough odd for me to fight, a golden ticket appeared over my head in a bright flash of light floating down as if a mythic feather from an angel above granting me my wish.

As an Independent Studio with dreams of grandeur and self delusion several years back, pounding the keyboard night after night teaching myself C++ and C#. When suddenly in one of my nightly jaunts into the vast world wide web, my tears of blood and sweat of labor was answered by an unlikely agent of mercy.

I was looking to secure a web address by the name of multiverse for my game, when it appeared in front of me, someone had already owned the URL, not only that, they where an MMO maker, and not only that,.. They also where a publisher of MMO’s and supplied the engine for those who wanted to make MMO’s.. Whoa, that stunned me. what was the chance I would type in that URL and find the very thing I wanted without any knowledge of their existence? (6 numbers are easier to hit I think)

I signed up got into the pre-beta, and been working on it quietly ever since. Before the media hype, back when others where still trying to make stuff and before there where functional bits and peaces to supply.

It seems, that my delusions of grandeur are merely stepping stones to true world domination. So it seems, that coupled with the Garage Games engine for my RTS, I have my tools, and development as a very small studio, is in fact moving forward without lots of money and Macro-soft type of monster support.

If you haven’t yet checked it out, hit the sites. www.edmmo.com and www.edrts.com

Pretty soon I will be dealing out my own type of street legal brain candy, hopefully it will have the same clean and pure cut and strength of barbiturate known as WoW, (World of WarCrack), usually smoked with a Dwarven bong, or gnomish hooka-pipe. I’m sure the elves use needles, the horde just snort it, I mean k’mon look at those noses, you know they snort it.

I’ll try to supply it all for everyone. Though, and of course, your first few tastes will be for free.

The question is, will it save marriages and jobs or destroy them?

-Psyberwolf

3 comments:

Mattbear said...

I actually had a friend who threw his girlfriend out because she got hooked on Everquest (this was before WOW) and quit going to school, working, or paying attention to him.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Looks like you chose to be part of the problem. :)

Psyber Wolf said...

I have spent too many years being part of the solution (Tech services, fixing broken stuff), figured I needed to balance my carma and become part of the problem now :)

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